Author Topic: Mosquitoes suck (Read 1161 times)

Shell · January 30, 2013, 03:37:07 AM

motherloving mosquito bites all over my everything

forget you, mosquitoes

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Hiiro326 · January 30, 2013, 03:37:42 AM

the puns

Maxwell23461 · January 30, 2013, 03:40:58 AM

THE TITLE

HNNNG

Shell · January 30, 2013, 03:41:15 AM

but srs what do i do

Maxwell23461 · January 30, 2013, 03:42:57 AM

do you feel sick

Shell · January 30, 2013, 03:44:53 AM

i am fine

i think

Clone v.117 · January 30, 2013, 03:46:56 AM

Spiders are worse.
One jumped into my boot a few weeks ago and bit me, swelled up like a motherforgeter and itched a billion times worse than normal mosquitoes, and it lasted about a week and a half ;-;

Maxwell23461 · January 30, 2013, 03:47:37 AM

then you are fine

it's very unlikely you have any diseases, but check with a doctor just to be safe.

Tømpson · January 30, 2013, 05:13:12 AM

You have malaria.

Katadeus · January 30, 2013, 05:19:46 AM

They are awful. If I get mosquito bites I swell up.

I can usually feel them land before they bite me though.

fawkes.. · January 30, 2013, 05:23:54 AM

I cloak myself in insect repellant, and they still get me :c

Sentry · January 30, 2013, 05:37:18 AM

Take a shower. There attracted to stink and sweat.

Måster Blåster · January 30, 2013, 06:24:48 AM

Try not to get yellow fever.

AdinX · January 30, 2013, 06:27:34 AM

Quote from: Sentry on January 30, 2013, 05:37:18 AM

Take a shower. There attracted to stink and sweat.

Actually from what I hear, wearing perfume is worse. They are attracted to any identifiable odor.

Bugs literally never bother me, I guess I just don't taste good.
Except loving spiders. They always find a way to get to me when I least expect it, then they just STARE ME DOWN. I swear one day I'll be mountain climbing or something, get to a ledge, find a spider, flip a stuff and fall to my death.

Except most reasonable mountain climbers wear harnesses.

Måster Blåster · January 30, 2013, 06:29:03 AM

I hate spiders.