trouble with the ladies

[Nickelob Ultra]

for the love of forget, don't talk about anything she probably won't care about.

take this rule and apply it to everyone actually.  this includes your personal problems.

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[Hiiro326]

What are you talking about?

If you're doing this because of a love interest that is one thing you need to absolutely do. I don't even see why I would need to explain why.

If you think you're going to end up with whoever you're with at OP's age I got bad news for you...

[otto-san]

If you think you're going to end up with whoever you're with at OP's age I got bad news for you...

What?

If the person falls in love with the facade you put on, you're in big trouble. That's not you. That never was you. You are you. They need to love you.

If they don't, too bad for them. Go find someone else.

[fred da kiko]

Ladies love it when you can speak french/italian/spanish/dog, if you speak japanese then you'd best go for the weaboos.

[WALK2222]

dress nicely
proactive
be funny
don't be afraid to talk to someone
good hygiene (I suggest cologne)

[Skull Candy]

(I suggest cologne)

no, hell no

[_Rave_]

no, hell no

dont listen to this tard

get good cologne, i use Marc Ecko Blue and Lacoste White

White is super classy and pleasing, Blue is more of a stronger scent but still really nice smelling

[Skull Candy]

dont listen to this tard

get good cologne, i use Marc Ecko Blue and Lacoste White

White is super classy and pleasing, Blue is more of a stronger scent but still really nice smelling

dont listen to this tard

Some people may be allergic, and plus, cologne won't magically make you clean. Take a long shower, and wash the armpits a ton of times, and use the deodorant 10 times  on each pit.

[WALK2222]

dont listen to this tard

get good cologne, i use Marc Ecko Blue and Lacoste White

White is super classy and pleasing, Blue is more of a stronger scent but still really nice smelling

I use Acqua Di Gio
smells fantastic when used in moderation

[WALK2222]

Some people may be allergic, and plus, cologne won't magically make you clean. Take a long shower, and wash the armpits a ton of times, and use the deodorant 10 times  on each pit.

why the forget do you think I said good hygiene?
Of course you don't use cologne to "clean" yourself.  Take a shower, put this on after.
And there is the tiniest chance that someone is going to be allergic, thats just stupid

[Acerblock]

Show her you care.

Take off yer pants.

[fred da kiko]

Some people may be allergic, and plus, cologne won't magically make you clean. Take a long shower, and wash the armpits a ton of times, and use the deodorant 10 times  on each pit.

You're a loving handicap, that is infinitely worse than splashing some cologne on your neck and face. Cologne is like perfume. It's not a deodorant, it's a fragrance. It's not meant to mask your smelly ass, it's meant to have a pleasing smell.

[_Rave_]

I use Acqua Di Gio
smells fantastic when used in moderation

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never seen it, but im sure it's good.  you need like 2 or 3 good ones really





also you'll obviously want to use an odorless deodorant for your armpits

[Hiiro326]

Some people may be allergic, and plus, cologne won't magically make you clean. Take a long shower, and wash the armpits a ton of times, and use the deodorant 10 times  on each pit.

If you care about other people being allergic to your scent you're 100% beta.

Ask anyone. "Better not invite my friends over to my house cause they might be allergic to my dog!"

[Skull Candy]

Alright, folks... I'll stop talking about cologne...