Author Topic: trouble with the ladies  (Read 3115 times)

totes, i just changed my pillow. my acne isn't the surface of mars but it's hard to feel confident when you spell out words in brail on your forehead

totes, i just changed my pillow. my acne isn't the surface of mars but it's hard to feel confident when you spell out words in brail on your forehead
no like i have very mild acne but it's because i need medication

changing the pillow helps me a lot but that alone and washing my face doesn't fully work, i need to use medicine too

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lol'd

one of the most disgusting habits ever is where guys will skip showers and try to cover up their body odor with loads of AXE

Be caring
Focus on THEM (ask them stuff, they love attention majority of the time)
Be helpful out of choice, if she falls 100000ft away, you make the motion that you would get off your ass, walk over, dust her off and ask if you can kiss her boo-boos better (not to be mistaken with boobies, we ain't there yet)
Focus on personality. As a 'friend with a crush', you're only comment about how they look should be "pretty, amazing, wow (included smile $0.50 if you call now) and you look great"
If you have a GOOD hunch they like you, next time your with them, randomly hug them, see if they hug back. Good starter
If hugs work, rub her arm. Not her tits or pusillanimous individual, slow down there cowboy. Be gentle, treat her like if you press too hard, she would spontaneously implode (actually happens, trust me lolololo)
Tell her you were thinking about her in subtle ways, "I was walking alone last night watching the sunset and I couldn't help but think about you"
Also. SMILE IN HER PRESENCE.
Not a creepy smile. A nice smile. Like "your existence makes me happy, allow us to partake in premarital fornication."
Get her nice, small things if your 100% certain she's into you, and after around 2 small gifts, ask your bitch out. Small gifts means a single flower, some chocolates, a silly note with compliments "your so pretty"
Be serious. Girls want a guy who takes the relationship seriously. However, that doesn't mean you can't have fun. Just don't joke about love or something. Making relationship jokes are kinda iffy...
Use the terminology "us", "we", but not "you and I" pair the two subjects.
Refer to other couples. This will tip her off that your thinking about relationships. Say stuff like "have you ever seen Frankie and AdinX? They look so happy together, I wonder if they'll have lots of gay love still be dating each other next year?" (warning: do NOT focus on one person of a relationship, then it seems like you like that person instead of your bitch. Always use both names together, or "they/them"

Congrats, you are now a classy forget and ready to destroy pusillanimous individual.
just kidding, the streets are tough as a whore on her period and YOLO, rookies like you die quickly, I've been a dance cop for 15 years. Even I can't Dance around 12 bitches and not get my balls slapped. TITTIES

 
punch line, catchphrase, dramatic exit.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2013, 06:38:43 AM by AdinX »


Never become friends with a girl for the sole intent of dating her.  Girls are more likely to go out with their friends than some guy they knew for only 2 weeks.

just go up to them and say "oo la la"

they'll know what's up

tell her you like her boobies

disagree with almost all

Well you aren't the classiest of women

disagree with almost all
Well you aren't the classiest of women
That, and correct me if I'm wrong (could've been bubba.) you once stated
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I don't know what love feels like

Also.
pic related stocking lovey mode:


Now just from my perspective (cwatidid?), I wouldn't want to ask you out.
But feel free to disagree, maybe OP likes stocking and wants to ask her out.

Well you aren't the classiest of women

why not

That, and correct me if I'm wrong (could've been bubba.) you once stated
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I don't know what love feels like

You're right about being wrong; I've been in love more than a few times.

why not


You're right about being wrong; I've been in love more than a few times.
Doesn't mean you dated, just means you liked someone

Doesn't mean you dated, just means you liked someone

I don't count unrequitted love as being in love.