Author Topic: today i killed ike  (Read 894 times)

so i arrived at this guys profile



and noticed something very peculiar about his post count.

so i told him all about it through a private message and received this back



yup folks, it's official.
he's dead.









Dammit Spreads!
You too stocking!
I wanted to be first :c

I'm Ike's alt!

/plottwist



but ike was a cool guy :c

Ok....so are we going to auction off his corpse?

Ok....so are we going to auction off his corpse?
I'll raise a stick of gum, some earwax and my left testicle.

I'll raise a stick of gum, some earwax and my left testicle.

"Uh, you guys do realise.. that we have more of these in the back, right?"

One does not simply kill Ike.

Take his stuff
Ike drops are only worth like 3 gold. What a waste of inventory space.

Ike drops are only worth like 3 gold. What a waste of inventory space.

ill just sell it to the sea monsters over there then.