Reincarnate! The life of Morgan Freeman

[Mounds Bar]

You are now Morgan Freeman, what do?

[Ad Bot]

[Peejster]

Say "titty sprinkles".

[Sat]

I'm already black in the first place...But now that I'm Morgan Freeman I can say I'm Morgan Freeman.

[Nasoa]

Walk up to the White House and inform president Obama that I've finally taken his offer and decided to activate fascist dictator mode, washing away the US as we know it (nuking everywhere that's not America), establishing Freemanland where I am loved by all.

Morgan Freeman can do that right?

[Shell]

Then Morgan Freeman wakes up and remembers that he's bill cosby.

[Sat]

Walk up to the White House and inform president Obama that I've finally taken his offer and decided to activate fascist dictator mode, washing away the US as we know it (nuking everywhere that's not America), establishing Freemanland where I am loved by all.

Morgan Freeman can do that right?

If he can't.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Also vagina.

[Crispy_]

Enlist for president

For at least 20 years.

[Mounds Bar]

Say "titty sprinkles".

Today I learned I cannot draw, enjoy your abomination.



What does Bill Cosby/Morgan Freeman do next?

[Crispy_]

wait this is going to be a forum game thing?

if so talk up terrain.

[Shell]

Stop being white.

[Mounds Bar]

Stop being white.

[Shell]

Stop being michael jackson. Get cosmetic surgery to rid those white spots from your face.

[Mounds Bar]

Stop being michael jackson. Get cosmetic surgery to rid those white spots from your face.

Now with 100% more monday!

[Shell]

You have a stuffty surgeon. Don't be surprised if you die.

Create the big bang to establish the universe.

[fawkes..]

If that's a sandwich we're holding, eat it.