Author Topic: Reincarnate! The life of Morgan Freeman  (Read 3094 times)

No matter what he's holding, eat it.

Have my one and only son, gordan freeman.

Universe established, part of sandwhich eaten, Morgan Freeman is born.


Don't forget he also has to fight in the Civil War.

Don't forget he also has to fight in the Civil War.

And the Seven Hour War.

...oh wait, wrong Freeman.





Make him eat the kid
Hold the phone, did you just ask Morgan Freeman to eat his son Gordan Freeman?

Space and time have now been reset due to breaking the laws of physics.

Morgan Freeman is now one with the universe, he shall now narrate everything that occurs from now on.





« Last Edit: February 01, 2013, 06:06:05 PM by Mounds Bar »



un blow it up

introduce earth to humans