How to Propose to Girl? (Married Specever and divorced him)

[Pixel]

I think I'm ready to propose to a certain someone. Problem is I don't know how to do it! I want it to be romantic.

Background: I've never met this girl irl and we have only talked occasionally on the forums and I think once over steam. We've been dating for a couple days now and I think I'm in love. She might not know we've been dating though so it might be a shock. I don't care if you think we are rushing it. She's the girl for me.

Suggestions?

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[auzman466]

oh god
this is hilarious

[WALK2222]

is this a joke...

[Ningyou]

lol this is a joke, I know Colten :)

[The Tavros Nitram]

you: hay girl bitch u be lookin fine
girl: what
you: bitch you know you want this
girl: whaaaat
you: Misses Namehere, will you marry me?
girl: sploosh

[Aces]

1. Stop being Colten
2. Stop being white
3. Be me

Sure fire way please do the right thing.

[Flamecannon]

flash her a ring then put it into her throat then tell her to stand sideways and marry me

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I think I'm ready to purpose to a certain someone...   ...Background: I've never met this girl irl.

[The Tavros Nitram]

found op

[Alteration]

Pretty sure this is a joke, but if OP really is that dumb wait until you're out of 4th grade to have a serious relationship

[Mr Man]

Ba dum tsh

[Pixel]

lol this is a joke, I know Colten :)

This is 150% serious. You all know this chick but I can't give her name away or it will spoil it.

Also I can't do irl because I don't live near her. It has to be over the internet. And free I have no money.

[Aces]

Colten is like the thirstiest person I know.

[Stocking]

buy her chivalry medieval warfare or farcry 3. she'd love it!

[Pixel]

buy her chivalry medieval warfare or farcry 3. she'd love it!

I said free! If you were the girl in this situation what would get you to say yes?