Author Topic: I have this strange desire to eat cars  (Read 3014 times)

Real ones. I want to shrink them down and pop their crunchy bodies into my mouth and gobble them up.

Any strange things you've always wanted to eat?

so basically stocking but with cars

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i would go see a doctor about that...

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ok well i wanted to eat laptops one time so whatever

You know when squidward eat coral in some spongebob episodes?

I want to eat that same coral.

I know. It looks delicious

I wish cars would taste good

When I was young i'd always try to eat paper

It's perfectly normal for a growing young ostrichclops.

It means you're entering your sporophyte generation and you should be proud of your rain.

Go to the store and buy some cyanide supplements and it'll fix you riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiight up.

hey op

try making these sometime


Any strange things you've always wanted to eat?
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I wish I could eat anything ever always, but I don't have the stomach for it.


Read title as "I have this strange desire to eat cat ears."

I was confused.


I misread it as "I have this strange desire to eat cats"

I ate my own dry poop once

long story