My pet mouse just exploded [NFSW-ish]

[psychomutt]

after google zearching, it turns out mice explode after eating water melon/uncooked rice/soda/instant mash potato

well, we did have mash potatoes one night.

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[Elecro]

mouse 1: the dead one

mouse 2: the suspect

act 1:

mouse 1: hey, did u hear that brad is cheating on u?

mouse 2: omg with who!?!1

mouse 1: me :3

mouse 2: OMG U BITCH *SLICE* *EAT* *SWALLOW*

*3 minutes later*

mouse 2: oh stuff, the watch dog is in here, better look like im comforting her.

[Mikoyan]

my sides

[Thé Lord Tony]

well, we did have mash potatoes one night.

They don't, that's a myth.

[Thé Lord Tony]

Take notice of psychomutt ignoring me, he clearly killed that mouse.

[Stocking]

human companionship isn't like in other species, it's pretty much eat or be eaten.

yum

[psychomutt]

Take notice of psychomutt ignoring me, he clearly killed that mouse.

but i wasn't even there.

[Night Fox]

unless you saw him explode, he didn't explode

well, we did have mash potatoes one night.

no
if a person eats way too much anything that absorbs water, they will not explode. neither will mice. animals don't explode normally, and I'm pretty sure that you aren't having dangerous pressure issues in your house so

but i wasn't even there.

alibi pls
a human being killing them is the only sensible reason
or maybe a dog or something if you have one

[Ayxrion]

he could've ate himself!

[Fauly]

but i wasn't even there.

tell it to the judge freak

[VincentTheGuy]

I'm sorry for you.

But all my mice died of cancer.


So i have permission to say this is the funniest loving thing i have ever read.

[Thé Lord Tony]

but i wasn't even there.

How do we know that?

I wasn't at North Carolina, I wasn't at Japan, I wasn't at Australia. Which one is truth and which one is a lie?

[Thé Lord Tony]

You killed that mouse, confess!

[psychomutt]

You killed that mouse, confess!

but I'm the one trying to figure out who killed her.

[Elecro]

"Heavy Rain 2"