My pet mouse just exploded [NFSW-ish]

[Thé Lord Tony]

Rats can't burp or vomit, any kind of carbonated consumable could cause the rat to explode. The most common would be alkaseltzer or pop rocks.

A mouse can't explode unless it was already dead and if a microwave were involved.

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[Gregers750]

Im so sorry to hear your pet mouse die, I hope you get a new one but it won't be the same.

Trust me, I know :'(

[fred da kiko]

A mouse can't explode unless it was already dead and if a microwave were involved.

Do you know this from experience?

[Zeblote]

No don't give this guy a new mouse he'll kill it again just to post a thread on blockland forums

[Tonkka²]

Do you know this from experience?

Don't forget with Port. He runs this stuff.

[Maxwell23461]

Don't forget with Port. He runs this stuff.

that's not port.

[Mounds Bar]

How in the bloody forget does that even occur?

It just simultaneously combusted?

[grunterdb1951]

it's a freaking rodent. the bottom of the food chain, why would you cry about this?

Little jimmy, let me educate you on... Pets. Pets are animals that we humans adopt into our family and love and care for. Some have important traits that can help with daily lives, and others are either useless or pains in the asses... Now, when a pet dies, something you've been feeding, nursing, and loving after all these years, just loving blew up into what I'm guessing are chunks. I'm pretty sure you'd be sad.


So that's all you need to know about pets. Now stop being a douche, cause any day now your dog/cat/etc might just explodes, leaving chunks of itself everywhere, that you have to clean up.

[Visage]

How in the bloody forget does that even occur?

It just simultaneously combusted?

spontaneously combusted* and no there was no fire.

[Mounds Bar]

Little jimmy, let me educate you on... Pets. Pets are animals that we humans adopt into our family and love and care for. Some have important traits that can help with daily lives, and others are either useless or pains in the asses... Now, when a pet dies, something you've been feeding, nursing, and loving after all these years, just loving blew up into what I'm guessing are chunks. I'm pretty sure you'd be sad.


So that's all you need to know about pets. Now stop being a douche, cause any day now your dog/cat/etc might just explodes, leaving chunks of itself everywhere, that you have to clean up.

10 bucks he murdered it.

[Maxwell23461]

Little jimmy, let me educate you on... Pets. Pets are animals that we humans adopt into our family and love and care for. Some have important traits that can help with daily lives, and others are either useless or pains in the asses... Now, when a pet dies, something you've been feeding, nursing, and loving after all these years, just loving blew up into what I'm guessing are chunks. I'm pretty sure you'd be sad.


So that's all you need to know about pets. Now stop being a douche, cause any day now your dog/cat/etc might just explodes, leaving chunks of itself everywhere, that you have to clean up.

Don't worry, he was also talking about his dad.

Also phsycomutt, you have my condolences.

[devildogelite]

Is Lord Tony just being a troll or is he handicapped? I think it's pretty obvious the mouse died somehow and the other mouse ate it. He might just be stuff at taking care of animals, which is likely considering they all die.

[Mardalf]

I'm sorry but you did make it sound humorous

[Eepos2]

Dotdotcircle should use this as his avatar.

[Thé Lord Tony]

How in the bloody forget does that even occur?

It just simultaneously combusted?

It doesn't occur. His mouse can't explode.