Author Topic: My cat's watching me (Read 898 times)

Tømpson · February 04, 2013, 05:33:39 PM

My cat is watching me jack off. I want it to leave but I fear it scratching my richard off if I try to move it.

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Unwritten Calender · February 04, 2013, 05:34:17 PM

Blockzillahead · February 04, 2013, 05:34:35 PM

Only child enthusiasts jack-off with cats staring at them.

Name is Unavailable · February 04, 2013, 05:34:57 PM

BLF in a nutshell.

On topic: move your damn cat.

Tømpson · February 04, 2013, 05:36:05 PM

move your damn cat.

It's licking itself

carolcat · February 04, 2013, 05:37:34 PM

go somewhere else

Tømpson · February 04, 2013, 05:39:30 PM

go somewhere else

Oh yeah because I just jack off all over the house. It's in my room and I like internet research.

Maxwell23461 · February 04, 2013, 05:40:02 PM

drown it

Zeblote · February 04, 2013, 05:41:13 PM

drown it

kill yourself

make a jacking-off contest with the cat and realise you lost

Maxwell23461 · February 04, 2013, 05:42:33 PM

kill yourself

make a jacking-off contest with the cat and realise you lost

I was going to say with love!

Insomniac · February 04, 2013, 05:42:51 PM

Why don't

you just

toss it out of your room

Zeblote · February 04, 2013, 05:43:36 PM

Why don't

you just

toss it out of your room

Because mr cat does maybe not like that

snot2 · February 04, 2013, 05:44:08 PM

lick its fur

carolcat · February 04, 2013, 05:47:18 PM

I like internet research.

so i've heard.

Tømpson · February 04, 2013, 05:49:09 PM

lick its fur

worms.