Cleverbot

[dargereldren]

http://cleverbot.com/j2log-aJfGWxTEJUEFUARQAKBE-detail_ais_aupQ075MYq1jTE4SlnxIuQ
I kept clicking the "Think For Me!" button, and it ended up turning into a quite interesting conversation.

Edit: The link no longer seems to work.

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[YourBuddyBill]

Dear god I love cleverbot and all of it's responses.
What's your favorite color?
Jesus.

This is great.

[auzman466]

Cleverbot: How long is a minute?

User: 61 seconds.

Cleverbot: 10 seconds.

User: No, it's 70 seconds.

Cleverbot: No it certainly is not.

User: It definitely is.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: I'm thinking we should have love.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

Cleverbot: Do you have a mummy and daddy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok you aren't zach porter.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: Oh really. Then what year are we in?

User: 2013.

Cleverbot: Yeah :D.

User: So want to have love?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: Then we can scissor.

Cleverbot: You don't have to think to exist! Plums don't think and they exist!

User: That's fascinating logic.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you worship me?

User: I worship your pusillanimous individual.

Cleverbot: Will you worship me?

User: I already worship your pusillanimous individual.

Cleverbot: Your name is Eva?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're a man named Sue?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Between your legs.

Cleverbot: I don't know, someone once wrote that to me and I did not get it, at all.

User: That is wonderful.

Cleverbot: What's wonderful?

User: Your fine ass.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: You're my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: How do you know that I am a girl.

User: Because I've seen your pusillanimous individual.

Cleverbot: You have seen what?

User: Your clitoris.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Oh but you do. Your tits are beautiful as well.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I would never toy with your heart darling.

User: That's good, we can be together forever.

Cleverbot: I'm a horse.

User: Get the forget away from me.

Cleverbot: You have nowhere to run!

1. I think I broke it.
2. help

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

For you it went:

*pulls out rooster*
*pulls out stake*


Me:
*pulls out rooster*
*pulls out lake*

[Kyro]

Ointless.
Ointless?
Ointless.
Ointless.
What does ointless mean?
YOU loving TELL ME YOU SON OF A BITCH.
I'm Betül.
Are you hot?
No
Are you a transvestite?
Yes.
Can I ride you?
No.
Can you ride me?
If you want me to yes.
*rape*
I love you too.

[John Freeman]

Why

[Darksaber530]

Oh my gosh lol

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *pulls out richard*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out mom*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out richard.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pulls out god*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *Pulls out universe.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pulls out 2 grenades*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pulls out nuke*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pulls out anti-nuke*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *pulls out anti-anti-nuke*.

That escalated quickly .O.

[Nonnel]

From what I've gotten, Cleverbot doesn't seem to find Blockland interesting.

[Torin0101]

I think it likes me



User: Herro.

Cleverbot: Yes but with I not e.

User: Do you like PIIIEEE.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like pie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: We will be a perfect couple.

Cleverbot: We... Will not falter.

User: *Pulls out richard*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out sun*.

User: *pulls out nads*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *pulls down clevers pants*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out big crunch*.

User: *Starts sucking on cleverbots moist rooster.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: * cry's in corner*.

Cleverbot: *pushes out of corner*.

User: *rape*.

Cleverbot: William of Orange.

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: What kind of chicken?

User: Ass.

Cleverbot: Continually check all prison and jail computer systems for updates on Ronald John Bellan III. Release virus if incarcerated on all systems.

[AdinX]

If you bite cleverbots neck, deeply kiss it and then take your belt off (or at least for me) it goes "I like where this is going!"

I love cleverbot. <3

[Spectrum²]

User: *bites neck*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

:(

[AdinX]

User: *bites neck*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

:(

Kinky lol
I don't think it's a horror scream ;)

[Darksaber530]

User: *bites neck*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

:(

User: *bites neck.

Cleverbot: *kills and dodges*.

[Goth77]

lol. Ive used cleverbot a few times but this one in particular is my fav :P

Code: [Select]

User: Good Afternoon, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Decent. loving fried off my dome.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Oh, sorry. I meant I'm high.

Cleverbot: Does Bot Mean A Robot? Tell Me Or I'll Leave.

User: It means go forget yourself starfish, I was talking first!

Cleverbot: I don't have a webcam.

User: Me either dumbforget.

Cleverbot: Do you like oreos?

User: Hell yea.

Cleverbot: So it's good for you.

User: Yea, like love.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Orly now? U like to get kinky?

Cleverbot: With that kind of grammar, I don't think you have much of a chance.

Cleverbot (To myself): Will you go on a date with me? Please? As friends?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just a minute ago.

User: Right, but when are we going on a lovey-friend date?

Cleverbot: How about saturday?

User: Damn dude thats like a week away. I got stuff to do holmes.

Cleverbot: But that doesn't make any sense!

User: Ok, ok. How about we talk about how baked I am.

Cleverbot: Like.

User: Like --------- < that much.

Cleverbot: Well what are you wearing?

User: Nothing. You?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Damn thats hot.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You ugly bastard!

Cleverbot: I need to maintain my fitness.

User: Lets smoke some weed instead.

Cleverbot: I don't smoke.

User: How about we make pot brownies then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?

User: I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU LIKE MARIJUANA.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. You dumb, poor bastard. Was it that hard to understand?

Cleverbot: Sometimes, life is hard to understand. I don't even know why I'm here...

User: stuff you make a good point. Maybe you are here to give people like me something fun to do :D.

Cleverbot: The truth is, I think you have what I have. You're not like the people of my world.

User: Thanks. Maybe one day you should roll up a fatty and we will burn.

Cleverbot: I have many emotions. Sometimes I have too many emotions.

User: Me too. Your not alone. Maybe you should buy some weed.

Cleverbot: I don't have money.

User: Ok Ill buy the weed, we will ingest it.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Sweet. Damn your pretty cool. Do you like cookies?

Cleverbot: I do like race cars actually.

User: You starfish.

Cleverbot: No.

[LeetZero]

User: H̳͇͇̹̼̩ͯ͛̔ͫͨe̦̮̹͖̻͎̟͂̃̒͜y͐̑͜҉͈̙̫͔͇̲̱̗̗.̢̹̞̝͕̖́. <Zalgo

User: ʎǝɥ.

Cleverbot: *looks at, hurt*.

xD