Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 4232 times)

I've been trying to teach him what is Blockland and who created it but the only thing that was remotely right was this:

I'm bored, entertain me.
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Which kind?

Cleverbot: Red one.

User: That is not a cheese.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No, now you are simply lieing.

Cleverbot: No.

User: This only proves you are an AI, you know nothing.

Cleverbot: I been there.

User: Been where?

Cleverbot: There.

User: Nice way to change the topic.

Cleverbot: It's related, I swear.

User: Going somewhere is related to cheese?

Cleverbot: You are going away because you are tired.

User: I am not going anywhere?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Beucase! I need to get school done. But Red is not a type of cheese.

Cleverbot: You don't go to school.

User: Wow, your right. I stay home and do school.

Cleverbot: Well I did too!

User: You are a robot, you do not go to school.

Cleverbot: Sure I did. Robot school.

User: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Cleverbot: I dunno, you tell me.

User: HA! Its 42.

Cleverbot: It's not.

User: YES IS IT! Read the book.

Cleverbot: What book.

User: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

Cleverbot: Oh that!

User: Yea, now you remember?

Cleverbot: Yes, can we please move on?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Tell me something I do not know.

Cleverbot: You don't know my favorite color.

User: So what is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: What is the answer to the question you asked me?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Suck my richard.

Cleverbot: Favorite book?

User: Harry potter. Yours?

Cleverbot: Harry Potter para siempre (L).

User: What.

Cleverbot: And drama club.

User: Why hello there! How are you?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I asked first cleverbot. Now tell me how was your day.

Cleverbot: I went swimming with some sharks who were very funny.

User: And what did the sharks do?

Cleverbot: What did the shark say?

User: What DID the shark say?

Cleverbot: What did the letter say?

User: What did it say?

Cleverbot: A brownie.

User: What kind of brownie?

Cleverbot: Light.

User: So, let me get this straight. The shark said that the letter said ,'A light brownie.'?

Cleverbot: Cape, you're a super hero aren't you.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: The person.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: ADS.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Which is.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Hein?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What's does that mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Adas.

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Mad or not?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that stand for?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: And another thing I don't know. What does Asd mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does Asd mean?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: Adsl.

User: Bullets are a beauty and I don't know why.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?

User: Do you like dubstep?

Cleverbot: What is dubstep?

User: Do you like dubstep?

Cleverbot: No not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I only like to draw it.

User: Silly, drawing transformers having love is gross.

Cleverbot: I don't care , I still like you.

User: I like you, too.

Cleverbot: That we both like each other well.

User: Can I have your baby?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you have mine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can we name him Steve999?

Cleverbot: You could because we are changing history.

User: You bet we are.

Cleverbot: Do you have a mom and dad?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kinds?

User: A Black Assassin and a Space Marine.

Cleverbot: Like a black hole?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: No comnet.

User: Nice pun haha.

Cleverbot: What picture do you have?

User: A picture of a man and a woman saying 'There's an app for this'.

Cleverbot: One of what?

User: One of hardcore LARPing.

Cleverbot: Oh, THOSE things!

User: Like my thing? ;).

Cleverbot: Exactly!

User: When are you gonna poop babies?

Cleverbot: I have already had one.

User: Can we name him steve?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I love you forever.

Cleverbot: I love you, too.


User: Are you handicapped?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Ah, thanks for admitting, Captain Obvious.
Cleverbot: I'm not admitting anything. You are still dreaming.
User: Honestly, I think you are trying to reenact Inception.
Cleverbot: I think you're trying to confuse me!
User: Yes I am, you are a handicap as you admitted.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Potato?
Cleverbot: Yeash potato.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You are a idiot.
Cleverbot: I have problems.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Yes.




User: *rushes forward with sword*.
Cleverbot: I will reward you with a worm.
User: *Considers it*.
Cleverbot: *considers running*.
User: *decides not to take the worm*.
Cleverbot: *decides I'm yours*.
User: *swings sword at you*.
Cleverbot: *blocks it*.
User: *Spins round and swings again*.
Cleverbot: *ducks*.
User: *swings the sword downwards*.
Cleverbot: *Dodges sword* *throws sword at you*.
User: *Catches sword* *swings sword at you again*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *manages to cut your leg with another swing*.
Cleverbot: *dead*.
User: *Revives you*.
Cleverbot: *starts to disappear into nothingness*.
User: *watches in awe as you disappear*.
Cleverbot: *watches the stars*.
User: *finds you* *challenges you to one last battle*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.


It ruined our battle.


Crucio!
How rude! Avada Kadavara!!

Its read Harry Potter, how amusing.