Disturbea -Breeze is Breezy.-

[Legoboss]

What the forget? How does a BREEZE alert someone?

Whatever. Say that you mean no harm and only want to join their gang. Wish to speak to their leader to begin the orientation, literally backstab leader while you are talking to him, take over position as mob boss.

He laughs and says "Gang? Leader? You must have the wrong people."

[Ad Bot]

[Shell]

Do you possess any form of robot genitalia

[Legoboss]

Do you possess any form of robot genitalia

You have a disk, that you can transfer.

[Shell]

I don't know what that means but if you have a richard, piss on their fire to put it out.

[Legoboss]

I don't know what that means but if you have a richard, piss on their fire to put it out.

You don't have a richard, but you can leak oil.
The only thing bad about leaking is that you loose oil. And oil is your blood.

[Shell]

Well that won't help at all.

Spit on the fire. If that doesn't work, stomp on it. It appears to be night time and their vision will decline drastically without a fire to provide them light. While they are distracted, take the shotgun and shoot everywhere in case there's someone in that direction.

[Legoboss]

Well that won't help at all.

Spit on the fire. If that doesn't work, stomp on it. It appears to be night time and their vision will decline drastically without a fire to provide them light. While they are distracted, take the shotgun and shoot everywhere in case there's someone in that direction.

Well, crap.

[Shell]

Snap the guy's robot neck and steal his keys that open the locked door.

[Legoboss]

Snap the guy's robot neck and steal his keys that open the locked door.

You can't reach him, there is a door blocking your way.

[.:FancyPants:.]

wtf
door faces us
yet it's in front of the character?

[plad101]

Break down the pyshic defying door!

[Legoboss]

==>

You feel a breeze and the door opens in front of you.
Wow.

[.:FancyPants:.]

it's obviously your best friend.
name it Breeze.

[Shell]

best friend? that starfish got us in jail in the first place

[.:FancyPants:.]

best friend? that starfish got us in jail in the first place

you told yourself to stomp out the fire and attempt to steal the shotgun, wtf?