I have something I would like you all to read. The person who laughs the least wins. (no prize)
I put some random words in the fanfiction generator and this came out.
The Adventure Of The PenguinNose-picker and Noodleface were out for a moist Valentine's walk in the night sky. As they went, Noodleface rested her hand on Nose-picker's toe. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so deafening, Nose-picker was filled with flamboyant dread.
"Do you suppose it's malodorous here?" he asked clumsily.
"You horrifying silly," Noodleface said, tickling Nose-picker with her giant mushroom. "It's completely hideous."
Just then, a stupid penguin leapt out from behind a applesauce and shouted Noodleface in the ear. "Aaargh!" Noodleface screamed.
Things looked fabulous. But Nose-picker, although he was smelly, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a toe fungus and, like a bird feeding its young, beat the penguin majestically until it ran off. "That will teach you to shout innocent people."
Then he clasped Noodleface close. Noodleface was bleeding strangely. "My darling," Nose-picker said, and pressed his lips to Noodleface's tooth.
"I love you," Noodleface said horrifyingly, and expired in Nose-picker's arms.
Nose-picker never loved again.
I read it, barely
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