Godspeed white knights, lest you be bested by my blade.

Thee maiden tis mine to conquer.
Tally ho, fair dark knight; I'd surely best thee in combat, had I given the effort... Alas! My dedication to her fair maiden, Stocking... Her radiating presence inspires me to defend her honor, least she be cast away, figuratively, with wicked spells and curses.

In my efforts, I may be afraid, I am only the fairest knight of them all. My peers may recognize of naught, but I've honed my skills, and I'm ready to fight for those in need of my strength, willpower and honesty. Only then shall thy fair maiden recognize my hidden depths, and that I'm very nice, sweet and caring and gentle...
For as they say, ser knight, the pen is greater than a sword, ho ho!