Author Topic: I swallowed a fly  (Read 1299 times)

there's this awesome website called twitter

you should try it out


there's this awesome website called twitter

you should try it out
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Oh my god, Badspot has a twitter? :0
him and rot better follow me back

or i'll cry

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you have a lot of tweets for only having 1 follower

Yes. A bird, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse.

 But if he swallows a horse, he'll be dead. Of course.

you have a lot of tweets for only having 1 follower

Make that two

you have a lot of tweets for only having 1 follower
maybe if i tweet more, more people will care about me



maybe

And then I'll swallow a horse to eat the spider?
Then swallow liquid cement to drown the horse
then acid to break down the cement
then a sponge to absorb the acid
then have a spearmint after why the hell not
trust me i'm a doctor
I got my license from a happy meal.



who cares lets have a twitter party up in this bitch

I didn't know anyone even used Twitter anymore.

I didn't know anyone even used Twitter anymore.
better than Facebook to me.