I swallowed a fly

[Shell]

forget all these damn FLIES BUZZING AROUND EVERYWHERE LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE.

I'm just minding my own business, surfing the world wide web for things to gawk and laugh at while I managed to find something. As my mouth opens whilst the laughing process begins, GULP SUDDENLY A MOTHERloving FLY OUT OF NOWHERE DECIDES THAT MY MOUTH WILL BE A PERFECT CAMPING SPOT FOR THE WINTER.

I loving swallowed that bitch. What an starfish.

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[Nonnel]

Swallow a spider to eat the fly.

[Mega-Bear]

What an starfish.

Haha you swallowed an starfish

[BubbaGum]

Swallow a spider to eat the fly.

Genius

[Linkusofepica]

cool.

[Shell]

Swallow a spider to eat the fly.

And then I'll swallow a horse to eat the spider?

Haha you swallowed an starfish

it was a very traumatic experience

[Nonnel]

And then I'll swallow a horse to eat the spider?

No, the horse comes after the cow.

[Maxwell23461]

When you stuff, you should insect it!

[Shell]

No, the horse comes after the cow.

Wait, then what comes after the spider? It's the bird, I think?

[Lando The Climber²]

surfing the world wide web for things to gawk

It's like I've been transported to the past!

[Nonnel]

Wait, then what comes after the spider? It's the bird, I think?

Yes. A bird, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse.

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

You will die unless it is treated

[Shinji]

And then I'll swallow a horse to eat the spider?

Correction - Swallow a lizard.

[BubbaGum]

When you stuff, you should insect it!

Do you mean
dissect?

[Shell]

Yes. A bird, then a cat, then a dog, then a goat, then a cow, then a horse.

Man, that's confusing.