Quit posting every other time someone posts. Let there be variety. If nobody wants the game to work, then just let the damn thing die. Next step for you would be replying to your OWN scenarios.
OT:
You stop jerking off, set your life straight, go to college, marry a wonderful wife, become the CEO of the world's largest software company
And kill yourself at the age of 27.
Scenario: You wake up in a hospital out in the middle of nowhere. Outside your window there is nothing but forest. You shout down the hall and your voice echoes down the corridor, but there are no voices. The lights flicker, shut off, and turn back on. There is a figure standing at the end of the hallway, shadowed in darkness. You can hear the dripping of liquid, the lights flicker, and he's gone.
Make your decision wisely, for it could be your last.