Oldest memory you have

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What happened? :c

I tend to ask myself that a lot, haha.

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[Elecro]

i remember i thinki was 2, i used to wake up at 3 in the morning every day and get a jar of peanut butter off the counter and just eat the whole thing without milk. then i continued my day jumping off my gigantic wardrobe, pretending to be spiderman.

[Risson]

I think i was like 2 or 3. Almost died (not really). I was out by a pool, running to get a toy from the toy box. I slipped and fell in the pool, hitting my head in the process. I think I was out cold because all i could see was myself sinking. When my mom jumped in to get me the vision ended and i started trying to breath. Choked on water but obviously I am fine now. Kinda.

[Clix]

Waking up in my parents bed and going downstairs finding my mom making breakfast. Pretty sure this was when i was like three or two

[Night Fox]

either, after some dream I had where there were weird glowing skeletons all over my walls, waking up to a spider on the wall (which, in my young age, I highly exaggerated the size of)
or, when in atlanta with my mom, getting some kind of turtle keychain from the zoo
it'd be a good memory if I was sentimental about my mom

[Monstercat]

Playing with bubbles on my wooden porch

[MrMcCakey]

probably puking in my old moldy house in oregon

[KoopaScooper]

spamming clipart in Office 97 and saving multiple copies of it when i was like 3

[IkeTheGeneric]

Talking to the people in the television, through the speakers.

I think I was four.

[DrMaxwell]

8MB PS2 memory card. 

[Tonkka²]

Seeing myself in the mirror when i was about 3.

[Clone v.117]

I've got a lot of old memories but I think the oldest was the first time I ate a date.
I was about 3 and it was me and my 2 bros (4 + 7 years older) in some house I don't remember playing out side, then I went inside with my dad and he gave me a date and I was like "this b yum" and that's all.

[snot2]

i got some old sticks of 512 ram somewhere

[ChappersTeddy]

i have a picture of when I was a toddler but it doesn't really count
so it's definitely that memory of when I lost my hat on a holiday when I was little
i still remember one of the places (pretty sure it was Whitstable)

[Swat 3]

I remember being in Switzerland, walking through a field of grass, the Alps visible on the horizon.

I was riding on my dad's shoulders, I think.

I was probably like, two

wtf stop stealing my memories ;_;