discuss personal stories

[Becquerel]

i took a piss out of my star fish

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[Skull Candy]

And according to the "think of a liquid," thread, I piss Sprite soda.

[SiliconCactus]

this one time at band camp

so this one time at band camp, I was downloading this tbp album and BOOM chrome crashed.

[Xolerate²]

And according to the "think of a liquid," thread, I piss Sprite soda.

Drink more water, then it will be lemonade

[Skull Candy]

Drink more water, then it will be lemonade

You're right, it does turn into lemonade! Gee, Xolerate, thanks!

[Blooker]

i took a piss out of my star fish

I once sat on one of those things that shoot water out at a swimming pool
When I went to the toilet, a bunch of stuffty water came out

True story.

[Becquerel]

I once sat on one of those things that shoot water out at a swimming pool
When I went to the toilet, a bunch of stuffty water came out

True story.

holy stuff thats hot

[Snow2]

holy stuff thats hot

[Kisamber]

which ones were depressing? :(

atlas's story was just wtf.
the rest of the topic is wtf.

[Cookiez664]

One time during a huggeeee thing for like 13 - 19 year olds. I was talking to 6 girls the whole time I was their, not knowing that at the end they though I was flirting and trying to date them lol

[Kisamber]

One time during a huggeeee thing for like 13 - 19 year olds. I was talking to 6 girls the whole time I was their, not knowing that at the end they though I was flirting and trying to date them lol

yea...

[Sirrus]

You talk about smoking weed way too loving much, kid.

[Clone v.117]

>going to ask out girl in a day
>friend calls me up telling me to come out with him and this group of sluts he picked up
>say no because there's already a girl I'm after
>next day
>last years forgetbuddy starts chatting me up even though I haven't spoken to her in approx 5 months after going off at her
>tell her to hit the road cause I don't need none of her stuff
>later
>getting close to the time of asking girl out
>talking to friend on skype
>"she has a boyfriend"
/smashfacerepeatedly

[The Tavros Nitram]

I have bad friends.