take the rorschach test!

[Buu]

64%

my motto is "I am unique, like everyone else" which makes everyone happy, since there can't be two of you

[Ad Bot]

[psychomutt]

[Jetlok]

the answers start to get extremely autistic handicapped after the first few questions
is this supposed to be funny should i be laughing where is the humor WHERE IS THE FUNNY

[Dr.Block]

I'm not a psychiatrist, but if I remember correctly the inkblot test isn't used to pick out character flaws. If you can look at an inkblot and relate it to any shape at all, you win. It's a neurological test to see if your imagination is functioning properly, and is not and cannot be used to determine that the subject is a tool. Whether you see a butterfly or Satan himself doesn't mean jack stuff.

[CharlesSpeaking]

one of the answers was "i love pudding"

[Jairo]

where's the "two bears high-fiving" option?

[blockguy123]

what the hell

Sickness Quotient: 78%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 78% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.

2nd time

Sickness Quotient: 92%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 92% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Hope for the best; prepare for the worst." Based on what we know about you, you're going to need a lot of preparation.

no

[psychomutt]

wow. this thing just made me feel really bad about myself.

[tikitai]

I'm not a psychiatrist, but if I remember correctly the inkblot test isn't used to pick out character flaws. If you can look at an inkblot and relate it to any shape at all, you win. It's a neurological test to see if your imagination is functioning properly, and is not and cannot be used to determine that the subject is a tool. Whether you see a butterfly or Satan himself doesn't mean jack stuff.

"Some psychologists use this test to examine a person's personality characteristics and emotional functioning. It has been employed to detect underlying thought disorder, especially in cases where patients are reluctant to describe their thinking processes openly."

its completely different to do the test with an acual psychologist tho

[blockguy123]

wow. this thing just made me feel really bad about myself.

i know

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

i hope you guys know this site is a joke. hit about us on the top lol.
so don't feel bad if it makes fun of you, its random.

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

I've been pressing "retabulate" for the last few minutes figuring out how low the score will go. As far as I can tell, you can't get a score lower than 40%. I haven't seen the script, but it's definitely a completely random system. The answers just got dumber and dumber. Not that any of the things that came to my mind were on the answer list.

2/10 would not dunk again.

[SiliconCactus]

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

[The Tavros Nitram]

43%

Sickness Quotient: 43%
Congratulations! At a 43% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

[blueblur121]

I got 95%