Pokemon Adventure

[Stunty]

Hello and welcome to a pokemon adventure! You can only add one sentence at a time. I will start.



Ash just arived in the Kanto region and was looking for pikachu.

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Suddenly, Garry Oak shows up.

[Skull Candy]

Ash realized that he was a bad trainer from the start, and that he should stop being so roostery and stop collecting pokemon.

[otto-san]

Gary punches Ash in the face.

[Shell]

Ash and Gary are ambushed and pulled into a nearby bush and their necks are promptly slit.

[Cargøn]

Ash survives, he is quickly taken to a human center and revives from fainting, afterwards he is deeply traumatized by what the man in the bush did to him and starts drinking heavily.

[BanishedLetters]

Ash obtained new item : LIVER FAILURE

[Shell]

Ash gets cancer.

[Tyler66]

Ash is injected with a needle that contains every STD known to man.

[Renekar]

ash finds misty, kidnaps her, and then finds a bed

[Shell]

Ash goes to his house and sits on his bed and thinks about how miserable his life is, and how the only pleasure he gets from it is knowing that it was all going to end as soon as he got to Kanto; Misty escapes while he is saddened.

[Tyler66]

RUN AFTER THAT BITCH

[Stunty]

Ash then gets a gun and shoots brock in the balls

[Shell]

Ash then stops because he is too fat and thinks about how ridiculous it is that he is so pathetic that he can't even run; Brock dies of testicular implosion.

[Clix]

Ash then gains a new hobby, shooting balls