What's the strangest thing that's happened to you/you've seen?

[hodototman]

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I had a dream about having an affair with someone the night before I saw Elecro's thread.

What's happened to you?

optional: make up a situation that is so strange and eerie that it creeps us out, that'll be fun

[Ad Bot]

[Insomniac]

I walked into the kitchen to find my dog humping a soda bottle furiously while chewing on a fork.

[psychomutt]

my mom's boyfriend locked me and my brother outside in the cold when i was little because i was being bad or something.

[Shell]

I almost choked on my richard.

[Wynd_Fox]

I threw a knife at a tree, so my friend took his pants off.

[Lando The Climber²]

I threw a knife at a tree, so my friend took his pants off.

Are you sure this wasn't a part of some big foreplay situation?

[Anti-Block]

i saw a fat hairy guy with kamina glasses and nothing but short shorts jogging with 3 giant siberian huskies

[hodototman]

I almost choked on my richard.

hot

[Gojira]

I almost choked on my richard.

giving new meaning to "go choke on a richard"

[Night Fox]

I don't even know anymore

[Sat]

Discovery of this.

[Katadeus]

My sister and I had the exact same dream, except our positions/points of view were reversed.

[hodototman]

Discovery of this.

ikr

[Wynd_Fox]

Are you sure this wasn't a part of some big foreplay situation?

Nah, but it was part of a game. I just tried to make it sound as weird as possible.

[hodototman]

Nah, but it was part of a game. I just tried to make it sound as weird as possible.

no one's doing the optional part ;c