It's quite simple to defeat them, albeit I got extremely lucky.
This involves Comr4de, qwepir and tingalz.
Here's the story about the 3 man battle mech:
Comr4de took my cardboard box and I told him to give it back or that I would call the cops.
Comr4de said a few gibberish words then all of a sudden: qwepir snuck behind my back and took my virginity.
When my virginity was stolen I hit both qwepir and comr4de in the head with a baseball bat.
They both called tingalz to come in and tingalz came in with a giant 3 man battle mech.
They all jumped in the battle mech and comr4de started shooting me with the mech machine gun.
Here's who was controlling what:
Qwepir kept shooting missiles at me.
Comr4de was in control of the machine gun and as such kept shooting me.
Tingalz was controlling the mechs movement and kept trying to stomp me.
I tried all I could to defeat the mech.
I tried using my baseball bat built in grapple and whacking the windows and such.
I tried to charm them all with my loving hair.
I even tried shooting a huge atom bomb at them.
...Nothing worked and they hurt me to near death.
I was at my last legs, thinking that I would die... Then my best friend comes in and uses dazers on them, giving me a few more minutes of life.
My best friend realized I was at 7776 posts and used a +1 post potion on me.
I was set into LUCKY 7777 MODE!
I was constantly whacking them with overpowered hits while they were dazed, whenever they got undazed my best friend just redazed them.
Eventually the mech exploded and I got my virginity back, but alas comr4de still has that box. :(
No comr4des, qwepirs or tingalzs were hurt during the fight, they just walked away in shame when the mech exploded.
The Celebration Party
So, in order to celebrate defeating that evil mech I will host a celebration party!
It will have prototype arcade systems, raving, minigames, speeches, beer... AND HOOKERS.
And I am willing to hire 2 hookers and a bartender for the party which could be in 2 weeks, maybe less.
Hookers have to be here the entire party and stay with the majority naked and lovey. FEMALE BLOCKHEADS ONLY
Bartenders have to serve beer and food and such and has to stay for the entire party. MALES ONLY
Applications will start once a set time comes for the party to start.
The party might last a hour and a half and will have an event card/possibly board you can follow, everything except for the last speech at the 1 hour mark you don't have to go to.
This is a real party in blockland, check back often for updates on when its starting. I couldn't be prouder to have defeated a 3 man battle mech.
Screenshots will be posted when the build is nearly finished.
Discuss my glorious mech defeating achievements and the upcoming party.
