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Knock knock.
Who's there?
To get to the other side.


knock knock
whos there
noone
ok

knock knock
whos there
i shat on your dog
what
yolo
« Last Edit: February 11, 2013, 07:34:25 AM by Clone v.117 »

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to your house

knock knock
whos there
the chicken

***
Knock Knock
Who's there
[hesistate] Me!

- from spongebob

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?


MR. CALIMARI

WHO?

yo mamma

- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- Latvian.
- Latvian who?
- Please open door. Is cold.

knock knock
who's there
a dinosaur
open the door
get on the floor
everybody do the dinosaur

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Not [insert someone dead here]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Hey shut up, my name isn't Matt Smith.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Hey shut up, my name isn't Matt Smith.
This.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Why are you calling me?
« Last Edit: February 11, 2013, 01:16:30 PM by InvisibleName »

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Not [insert someone dead here]
Not Mocheeze Who?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
love.
love who?
love with me.

knock knock
whos there
MY GIRLFRIENDS snake