S'more crappy poems.

[Silreath]

They're just some quick ramblings, not that great.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka costs less
Than Dinner for two.
The roses will wilt,
the violets are dead,
Nothing tastes better
than a mouthful of lead.

Heres another, also may be a bit dark for your tastes.

Oh, Have you seen us?
Say what you can, we are still here.
Can you hear our pleads?
You don’t even care.
See the blood soaked flag
By the devils worst creation.
The gods have abandoned us.
Dawn’s coming soon.
Early and innocent deaths.
Light leaving their eyes. 

Thats it for now, rate x/10.

[Ad Bot]

[Snuffers!]

you're a great poet

[SpreadsPlague]

pizza tastes better than lead

[Pixel]

I love jesus,
Ramona and beezuz.
got da bitches on speed dial,
for me they would run a mile.
Holla for me bitch,
Ima put you in a ditch
unless you hitch
for a ride
back home to your fish!!!

And something a bit darker:

Ohmahgod its dark outside,
and Im sitting here eating an apple pie.
My momma and poppa dipped,
to Bermuda for a trip.
Now some brother breaking in,
trying to rape me, video tape me,
brother plz, what he dont know
is I got dat herpe

[Silreath]

you're a great poet..

Sorry, I cant tell sarcasm through internet-text, but thanks.

[SpreadsPlague]

I love jesus,
Ramona and beezuz.
got da bitches on speed dial,
for me they would run a mile.
Holla for me bitch,
Ima put you in a ditch
unless you hitch
for a ride
back home to your fish!!!

Colten gets deep

[Kimon]

I'm scared

[Silreath]

Did anyone else see the pattern in poem two?

[SpreadsPlague]

Did anyone else see the pattern in poem two?

yes

[AdinX]

Harrypotter poems:
Harry to Ginny
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With your kisses I shall never be blue
Oh, and you make my wand stiff too.

Malfoy to Hermione
I'm sorry for all the fights we've had,
Even if the bullying was exciting, just a tad,
It's filled me full of regrets,
Cause I'd love to slither into your chamber of secrets.

I had another one but I forgot it and now Im disappointed, ITT good laughs.

[Pixel]

Harry Potter with his wand like magic,
be killin' all these brothers,
this movies Shakespeare tragic!
Ron is useless, ugly, and ginger.
Got a broken wand and some butterfingers.
How did he get Hermione? No one knows.
She be finger poppin' while he suckin' on her toes.

WORD.

[AdinX]

Harry Potter with his wand like magic,
be killin' all these brothers,
this movies Shakespeare tragic!
Ron is useless, ugly, and ginger.
Got a broken wand and some butterfingers.
How did he get Hermione? No one knows.
She be finger poppin' while he suckin' on her toes.

WORD.

Colten gets deep

[Silreath]

Just the reaction I was expecting. I don't know why I posted this, even though it was inevitable I would be ridiculed for this. Maybe I expected something would change, or you guys would have the kindness in your hearts to just try to act like you enjoyed it and lie about how it was mediocre. Hey, but its the BLF, everyone is a hypocrite and extremely critical bigot, even me. But I love you all dearly, although all of the stuff that is sometimes thrown at me. Have a nice day.

[Pixel]

Just the reaction I was expecting. I don't know why I posted this, even though it was inevitable I would be ridiculed for this. Maybe I expected something would change, or you guys would have the kindness in your hearts to just try to act like you enjoyed it and lie about how it was mediocre. Hey, but its the BLF, everyone is a hypocrite and extremely critical bigot, even me. But I love you all dearly, although all of the stuff that is sometimes thrown at me. Have a nice day.

Drama Queen.

[psychomutt]

heh. I like these.