Random Nonsense story/word generator

[MARBLE MAN]

There are no words to describe how bored I was when I originally made this.

What this does:
Generates a random word that you can pronounce
Puts the words into sentences
Spits out a few paragraphs
Nothing productive

Example Output:
Vionte breus. Diu gos trou yia. Shio blerzao. Glais wreu slaerzoas plalbi. Peahs
 prua crues kas baeltaas. Sto wrias qees fruos? Brie wrua prou qeach ji thi. Klu
a dio bwaa... Soi fuo wu sus fluos chaos. Hea heo grae. Wae breumt. Pliildo suis
 rou chea cheo. Nuavui pood vae. Dre baa? Cloimds qaa gru glee ja. Voos kriit wu
awoas vo. Drao du hoiss bou stootea reus. Keo beeca moi chii xou.
        Bwu dupt bloa. Fao suebtao. Pia broo. Shea prou roa. Hiolteo xuelzs bwu.
 Wries breonbua riu pe chius. Hous sliurf beb wee slio toa. Shaus niincou peax.
Truo byee? Clia brae kris ploenps tuimp wrukues... Cluow qaa chu. Kaa bwuiseus.
Zoi cie?
        Foelpies kecaes ciambuo. Briis drie chousti grei. Plois fralts turfa blu
urzoi. Craenc zeors brie piurdoas... Flau peu roinps qo. Rius fuemp rue krae dre
alcas pliolte! Huu shai zilpia trai bweab. Kai shuus frios slio bwiunb wo. Vuoki
u plaa brirds. Huochs nia... Klaoxiu slao. Slio ple vii stoa. Buo crai zis? Kes
steu soa fao shoa... Fraos nualpie plaixia free? Guo boe dro jeihoe bweef. Drao
tio. Qauckoe croe tho bwui! Sluu wa. Priu troorp rao. Brais blie zeu jo. Xaas sh
ilfe piu greesh nees stae! Treomboa naus stuo shuut. Gleichuos woalt thuorgs vuu
 thajiu himt? Tii trui. Bo gleu tias. Buo treo gui xelpue briolp. Roard muu wra
naen clae? Driamtui kros rei.
you can try to read it...

how words are generated:
Picks random consonant for start
picks random vowel for start
gets a random to see if I should continue and add a consonant
if continue, add a vowel at random
add an 's' at random
creates words like:
brauncias or toanpia

How to copy/paste from command prompt: (windows)
right click
select all
press enter
:D

i dont know how to do it with macs or linux

Installation
Download this
extract somewhere
if windows, double click "wordgen.bat" otherwise for macs

go nuts and attempt to read stuff...

oh yeah, java

[Ad Bot]

[BubbaGum]

i give you a hamburger

[grunterdb1951]

i give you a hamburger

You ask for a hamburger.

[sorrel]

You ask for a hamburger.

but i want a hot dog

[grunterdb1951]

but i want a hot dog

You either don't get it or are being the Jeffrey Dahmer of killing jokes.

[Machaty]

You either don't get it or are being the Jeffrey Dahmer of killing jokes.

Win.

[MARBLE MAN]

what has just happened?

[grunterdb1951]

what has just happened?

I was making a Reddit joke then Sorrel killed it ;-;

[MARBLE MAN]

I was making a Reddit joke then Sorrel killed it ;-;

It is an art to kill jokes, it takes both skill, and talent

Also, "free gapeo!"
Miarb treirbeu wa doud cuoptou kriimdeu. Byuorgui juanb nou toew thiu. Cri qiu s
io chaob bye frui. Neerdio shorg ga chae sla. Niodeu het wrae pre preunge graa.

        Swae toa slao fros plei vao. Briilg blei qeorzua. Coi zoi fas tei flaas.
 Deanduu thuo! Ces se. Drea pleu buu stau swi? Bruu siirp wroo tris. Bwoe kreus
vooddoi.
        Qau gleu. Hifu griimt gociu preaff sla puiy! Pu glae guulc prewe. Clue w
ei klie. Bro boe kuo. Thuo blea jiepeu bluolpoe hiu me. Qao hii feas. Swuilbua k
raild wigeo thei rue. Frau brouff joa xau gruolc plarzo. Thaos tui... Cu roa chi
us read bre blou. Broa meulbiis. Pruemb cuaf! Gloamdeo nua ciu clio. Bue pe dus
fluas xui...
        Swealgs kloa gaulc teigiu.
        Koa yu swoo dialz driilz kro. Xaaffie droe. Ho byau fia ziuckau? Nas wro
i xoa. Tai fiis jaas ploalg xoi... Plaitoos byiempuu? Kau yo. Ves cuo? Foalcaa c
rao pria greezs. Plui yualpeu brous qoe thuo. Wrais tha wee noith. Byio qu jaumt
 chi. Stue swiilcou. Swuabs sais juo zae. Prao bwou cleu... Bruis groe puo! Bris
ts plourg. Moiy flee yealfius floe craos xuenpuo. Vous yuintoo vi shaij. Priweu
riust brooz xo.
        Bwoi crii qeu xai. Klaibt wri free gapeo! Dauyie beajoe flis slie klui..
. Trievue sheo nuos bwee fiasto. Troonp greifao yuandie briartoo. Crau pliibt na
e. Mae xoi stoos kleampies. Byie kau thao fliund groi chuu... Glue dielgs xeu ma
u. Stuu fliobteis tau. Proes ziu fiarta.

[shyGriff]

half the time it sounds like french and half the time it sounds like draconic