Lots of stuff:
People that smoke weed for artistic/musical inspiration (it pretty much means you aren't really creative, good or talented you stuffsack)
KeygenJukebox's incorrect credits ("hurr FFF's new song is awesome!!!!")
Disney
Most of my generation (primarily the dumb-as-stuff 24-7 on-the-phone texters/"phone games are superior to pc games", codcigarettes, skipping-school two-day-girlfriend assrags, etc)
People that blame their inability to succed on somebody else
Rap music and rap artists. I don't give a stuff if you can make a 5-second drum loop and whine about third-world problems; go makes some real music you bongjockey assknicker.
People that think they can "dance" (flailing your arms and leaning back is not a dance; tango, waltz and box-step are dances)
People who think their opinion overrules anybody elses and anything they oppose should not be executed (most of the people in suggestions/requests)
The drama board and everybody that takes active participation (except IkeTheGeneric and other people with valid arguments)
Outlines on pixel art (with rare exceptions)
Nintendo + people that worship nintendo
Commodore haters
Dubstep (except when it's used lightly/sparingly, eg Alex Claire's Too Close)
Steam (the media paltform) and every single loving thing on it, no exceptions. I loathe it more than any other computer program.
Getting killed in Hurrican right next to a full health restore (or any other "forget you game" moments)
Wireless stuff that doesn't work half the time (tbh I'd rather have wires up the ass and everything work correctly than half-working wireless stuff)
The stinky kid who always sits behind me at church
When somebody doesn't do anything that they should probably be doing ("hey uhh that dude just shot your loving children because you didn't stop him you douchecigarette what kind of dad are you" in all these loving martyr stories/movie backstories)
The fact that there is no caucasian skin tone color in the commodore 64 colorset
Stubble
Deliberately ignorant people
Broken legos
"you read star wars/classic/1984-esque/historic books lol NERD"
People that don't know jackstuff about computers that can't be bothered to learn things about them
My inability to get a tfmx player that isn't for the amiga (anybody got a copy of deliplayer? ;-; pls)
Toll-free calls/salesmen
The "we can have evolution everywhere but you can't stick a cross in your front yard" mentality lots of evolutionists have
People that think being single is bad
"Music" "composers" (aka your average kid in flstudio pretending he can make anything that's remotely music)
Heavy metal/anything with unintelligible lyrics/constant banging
"oh the constitution is so outdated let's junk it and go communist because it's what all the kool kountries do"
That one smell you wish you could not be smelling at the time you smell it
Slendercigarettes
The people that run SCP into the ground
"indie/'hipster' games are evil and bad and you're handicapped cigarette"
Most of the users here
Mega-bloks and every other follow-the-leader lego-esque product
Feel-good save-the-whale hippie movies
Women's rights/superiority people
Alice in Wonderland (I'm not exactly sure why, either. I just feel mildly annoyed by it for some reason :s )
SBaHJ/Homestuck/MSPA haters (I understand as I was one once but jetlok and the other 1% do not make up for the silent 'it's pretty cool' 99%)
And that's not all!I'm an angry little kid. forget EVERYTHING FITE ME IRL SFHGHDHHGH
