What does the above user taste like?

[Neon]

I have already tasted every forum user. I know for a fact that Lando tastes like Windows '98.

[Ad Bot]

[Skateaton]

[Tudoreleuu]

lollypop

[Skull Candy]

bricks

[Cybertails1998]

cerebral cortex

[Headcrab Zombie]

tastes like red

[Zuero]

flesh and fur

[Swollow]

hats

[Elecro]

birds

[Tyler66]

Bubblegum

[Kevso]

Horse.

[The Tavros Nitram]

AC-DC.

[Skull Candy]

shades

[Chrono]

i don't even know

[Jaxx]

steel and indifference