Some random guy in a restaurant told me to touch his richard.

[Bisjac]

why so disgusted? i wont want dirty hands touching my richard either.
you and your dad are weirdos

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[psychomutt]

why so disgusted? i wont want dirty hands touching my richard either.
you and your dad are weirdos

[otto-san]

it was a joke

albeit you'd have to have a special sense of humour to laugh at it or play along

[Dodger]

That's just wrong

[Blockzillahead]

Tell him it's 5 dollars a pop.

[Bisjac]

washing hands is for suckers.
my richard is clean and i dont pee on myself.

technically you should wash your hands before you touch yourself. i mean your hands are filthy.

[Renekar]

washing hands is for suckers.
my richard is clean and i dont pee on myself.

technically you should wash your hands before you touch yourself. i mean your hands are filthy.

i wash my hands
with donkey blood

[BanishedLetters]

i wash my hands
with donkey blood

i wash my hands with the tears of children

[Mr Man]

So you're saying you left WITHOUT giving him a handjob?

[breadboy]

Tell him it's 5 dollars a pop.

[Muzzles56]

its perfectly fine to have a kid rub your junk. jimmy saville did it and look at him! Super famous

[(Fallen)]

The guy was probably loving around with you haha. But also did he leave the bathroom after he said that?

[WALK2222]

So you're saying you left WITHOUT giving him a handjob?

[Harm94]

In all seriousness do people think before they talk? It might have been a joke, but what if someone else was in that bathroom. Using "It was just a joke" wont be a good defense when you are talking to security or a cop.

[Pixel]

I don't see why people are arguing about how "It was just a joke"

Either way it's a disgusting joke and they were right to complain