Some random guy in a restaurant told me to touch his richard.

[Acerblock]

So, I went to this fondue restaurant for my aunt's birthday. I just left the restaurant a minute ago. So, like 15 minutes ago, I finished my meal and went to the bathroom. While I was washing my hands, some guy just knocked on a closed wooden stall and said, "Hey kid, make sure you wash your hands before you touch my richard." He laughs, I walk out in disgust. I told my dad, who got really mad for good reason. We told the manager who was astonished. He thanked us and started looking for him.

So yeah, that was creepy. discuss

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[Acerblock]

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I think you're lying and he actually made you touch it.

[Acerblock]

I think you're lying and he actually made you touch it.

If he did, I would have screamed bloody murder.

[Ben Grapevine]

lol why did you make such a big deal out of it?

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[Acerblock]

lol why did you make such a big deal out of it?

I wasn't about myself as much, buy imagine if some 5 year walked in and the guy said the something and something actually happened.

[Decepticon]

Uh.
Trolling? I may be an idiot and it's just some joke but yeah.

[Ben Grapevine]

I wasn't about myself as much, buy imagine if some 5 year walked in and the guy said the something and something actually happened.

then the kid grows up a little faster

[Kearn]

lol why did you make such a big deal out of it?

that, the guy was almost certainly just joking

[mr. pedophile]

So, I went to this fondle restaurant

Don't go to fondle restaurants if you don't want to fondle.

[Acerblock]

that, the guy was almost certainly just joking

You still don't say that, it's in extremely poor taste. Frankly, he acted like he was drunk.

[Zuero]

Don't go to fondle restaurants if you don't want to fondle.

am I the only one who checked to see if op said fondle

[shyGriff]

am I the only one who checked to see if op said fondle

no