LOLCODE master race

[Perlin Noise]

LOLCODE is the most complicated well thought out interesting language that uses a combination of a highly intellectual syntax and a very large verity of extensive and well documented libraries.

Though don't be set off because you aren't a programmer, LOLCODE is for everyone, ages 10 and up.
So what are you loving waiting for?
Wikipedia
LOLCODE Homepage
Best  interpreter

Hello World!

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello, World!"
KTHXBYE

Blockland!
HAI
I HAS A name
GIMMEH WORD name
VISIBLE "Welcome to Blockland, " N name N " press B to build a house"
I HAS A nothing
I HAS A buildingident
LOL buildingident R "B"
GIMMEH WORD nothing
IZ nothing LIEK buildingident?
   YARLY
      VISIBLE "You built a house"
   NOWAI
      VISIBLE "forget you, you built a house anyway"
KTHX
VISIBLE "Thank you for playing Blockland."
KTHXBYE

I know, astonishing just how complicated they made this, though it's ok because it is easy once you get the hang of it.
I'll try to make some more examples once I myself get the hang of it more.

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[Eepos2]

Write a parser in torquescript.

[Electrk]

great language

[Perlin Noise]

Write a parser in torquescript.

0/10 very complicated

[Eepos2]

best language ever

I think PIET is my favorite esoteric programming langauge.

[Blooker]

Holy forget

I actually shat bricks

[Electrk]

I think PIET is my favorite esoteric programming langauge.

I take back what I said

[Electrk]

Make a game in lolcode

[Perlin Noise]

Make a game in lolcode

Doing so right now.

[Tyler66]

I'm going to assume this is BASIC with different keywords. So here we go.

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "Hello, World!"
KTHXBYE[/tt]

Code: [Select]

BEGIN
IMPORTS STDIO
PRINT "Hello, World!"
EXIT
I think I may have fried a couple of braincells there.

[Perlin Noise]

I'm going to assume this is BASIC with different keywords. So here we go.

Code: [Select]

BEGIN
IMPORTS STDIO
PRINT "Hello, World!"
EXIT
I think I may have fried a couple of braincells there.

actually in sjlol, CAN HAS STDIO? isn't required.


Blockland, the game:
HAI
I HAS A name
GIMMEH WORD name
VISIBLE "Welcome to Blockland, " N name N " press B to build a house"
I HAS A nothing
I HAS A buildingident
LOL buildingident R "B"
GIMMEH WORD nothing
IZ nothing LIEK buildingident?
   YARLY
      VISIBLE "You built a house"
   NOWAI
      VISIBLE "forget you, you built a house anyway"
KTHX
VISIBLE "Thank you for playing Blockland."
KTHXBYE

[psychomutt]

i guess i'll check it out

[Perlin Noise]

i will i'll check it out because if I dont i know I will be of inferior mentality if I don't

[Electrk]

That is the worst grammar I have seen in a long time.

[Perlin Noise]

That is the worst grammar I have seen in a long time.

what stand not uh?