Author Topic: Spiders falling from the sky  (Read 1276 times)

prepare the flamethrowers gentlemen
I'll just use axe and a lighter.


Old fat spider spinning in a tree!
Old fat spider can't see me!
Attercop!  Attercop!
Won't you stop,
Stop your spinning and look for me!

Old Tomnoddy, all big body,
Old Tomnoddy can't spy me!
Attercop!  Attercop!
Down you drop!
You'll never catch me up your tree!

Lazy Lob and crazy Cob
are weaving webs to wind me.
I am far more sweet than other meat,
but still they cannot find me!

Here am I, naughty little fly;
you are fat and lazy.
you cannot trap me, though you try,
in your cobwebs crazy.


Don't harm the spiders, their venom is used for medicine

dem spiders come to my house i kill it



It makes sense if any of you have seen Charlot's Web.

Sweet jesus as in Sweet Jesus have mercy. If you still dont understand, then:

Oh god no.
That's not how it works.
Also,


Apparently there is such a thing as colonial spiders, as in thousands of spiders living together. Can you imagine having a nest by or in your house?
If it was in my house i'd sell it and move on, i'm a pusillanimous individual when it comes to spiders.