Night 1: Strange purple thing outside my house.

I shall call him ass rooster stuff richard.
Night 2: ass rooster stuff richard brought a friend.

What are they planning?
Day 3: I approached ass rooster stuff richard today.

He seems nice, he didn't have a problem with me cutting the trees either.
Day 3: ass rooster stuff richard is on my house.
I returned home to see ass rooster stuff richard on top of my house. When I looked at him he made a weird gurgly noise. Is he mocking me?
Will update as this goes on.