Poll

Coolest playable race?

Human
Avian
Apex
Floran
Hylotl
Glitch
Novakid

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This topic disturbs me at times like this.

I don't think they exist yet.
That'd certainly explain it.

You know what else doesn't exist yet? My Starbound key.

This topic disturbs me at times like this.
Its all qwepir's fault.
if he wasn't such a meaniepants this wouldn't happen.

Its all qwepir's fault.
if he wasn't such a meaniepants this wouldn't happen.
You dare speak to the general in that manner? I'll have you crucified.

i'll have you know meaniepants has recently decided to change his ways, and finds it very offensive to be labelled as qwepir.

on a completely off topic note my avatar has suddenly decided to crouch down and i dont have single loving clue when i changed it to that.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2014, 10:09:01 PM by .:FancyPants:. »

This topic disturbs me at times like this.
I don't get the whole xenocide thing
The only race that could legitimately be called evil would be the florans because they just like
stab and eat sentient being regularly
The hardcore human fanboyism is pretty hilarious


'Cause this is THRILL-AAAUUUUGH


Almost everyone has problems

Avians frequently murder people in the name of religion
the Hyolots will forget up races to "make them better" and "enlighten them"
The Florans will trick you and then eat you
the Apex has a Orwellian control over their entire species

The only two who dont go and forget people over as a whole are the Humans and the Glitch

The only two who dont go and forget people over as a whole are the Humans and the Glitch
Humans are just simply scum
I mean if humans in starbound are anything like real life then yeah they would probably just kill every other life form or shove a ton of things into its ass "for science"
or something idk

Almost everyone has problems

Avians frequently murder people in the name of religion
the Hyolots will forget up races to "make them better" and "enlighten them"
The Florans will trick you and then eat you
the Apex has a Orwellian control over their entire species

The only two who dont go and forget people over as a whole are the Humans and the Glitch

Glitch have this thing against free will and are hostile against their own race that don't follow social norms.

Humans are just simply scum
I mean if humans in starbound are anything like real life then yeah they would probably just kill every other life form or shove a ton of things into its ass "for science"
or something idk
Because it happens in movies right????

movies are always right!

the Hyolots will forget up races to "make them better" and "enlighten them"
What?
Hylotl are just pacifistic hippie losers that go around trying to preach "peace" and getting ignored, I don't think they actively forget up anyone because most of them are too big of a weenie to take any direct action.

Unless you've read some ingame lore book that I haven't in which case I'd like to see it.

Humans are just simply scum
I mean if humans in starbound are anything like real life then yeah they would probably just kill every other life form or shove a ton of things into its ass "for science"
or something idk
Humans with a strange obsession for bird avatars are simply scum  :cookieMonster: