Author Topic: Post funny/random/stuffty jokes  (Read 686 times)

Post any joke here that's either funny, random, stuffty, or just any joke.

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”
“I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.”
“Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.”
A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!”
“I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!”
“That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!


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Post the jokes
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 04:24:03 PM by K1ng_0f_N0thing »

he's yellow
he can't drive
and he does karate



spongebob is definitely asian

also i dont get joke in op

knock knock

whos there

george

george who?

george bush


i win for the stufftiest joke ever.

knock knock

whos there

george

george who?

george bush


i win for the stufftiest joke ever.

You funny, kid.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

also i dont get joke in op

I understand it perfectly

You funny, kid.

i got more

a moose walks into a bar

and gets tranquilized by a park ranger for escaping the zoo.

i got more

a moose walks into a bar

and gets tranquilized by a park ranger for escaping the zoo.

OH

SNAAAAP

knock knock

who's there

we are

he's yellow
he can't drive
and he does karate



spongebob is definitely asian

also i dont get joke in op
Joke in the op goes like this

Blonde cant sleep because of dogs barking at night
Goes to doctor
Doctor gives her sleeping pills
She tries to give them to the dogs

>Blonde Joke

i guut best jok!

ur mama so FAT (lole!1!!) pple fink shes a planet hoo crashed in to da earth

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knock knock

whos there

knock knock

whos there

knock knock

who the hells there

knock knock

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knock knock

-rage-

do I win stupidest joke of the year or what