getting laid is one of the most talked about things in high school, you wanna forget that chick in your third period, you think the counsellor is bangin, whatever. your richard is in need of attention. so how do you do it? simple as talk, date, forget.
lol not really, get real horndog, bitches be ratchet tho, get on that stuff.
note: this isn't 100% serious, so don't totally expect to get laidStep 1: Identifying hoes
you gotta be careful when gettin a girl, you can either stay clean or be getting some of that std. know the limits, know the girl, know yourself. let's list some potential players in the game of love.
The Slut: this girl has slept with more then 5 guys since 8th grade, her pusillanimous individual is like a cave, you could go spelunking in that stuff, you need a condom with headlights on that stuff. to make it simple, one loose ass bitch.
do not forget her. i shouldn't even have to tell you but don't do it, stds, your rep, and dignity are all negatives. "but i just want a quick forget rg!" no, the thing about sluts is they think they are too good for anyone, if you're a loser then she won't forget you. stay away from sluts, don't even consider it.
The Whore : woah what's the difference between a slut and a whore? whores are ok to forget, they date a lot and maybe they have forgeted, but they aren't slut like. things to consider is that they are NOT virgins, so if you are, don't expect her to be surprised first forget. the thing is though, they should be an easy to get hoe, chat with her, get her dg's, text, exchange some nudes, go over to her house and forget.
The Casual : an elusive creature in the vagina species, but you still can get on it. these are girls that may or may not be virgins, but arent stingy. these are the nice girls, girls you want a long term with, girls who won't put out for a while, and you usually got to make the first move.
The Virgin : never had love, knows about love, wants to have love. not easy to get with usually, but in highschool you might as well go for it. these chicks are curious, maybe shy, maybe just a little bitchy, but still nice. you can either get laid fast, or stretch it out. first thing to know is that you won't get any snake action till probably 3rd forget or even later, she might be nervous, but eventually you'll get a handy or some stuff.
Stingy Hoe : idk why you would want to forget this type of girl, but sometimes it happens, these girls do not put out though. she has to really like your ass if she wants to forget, and she is probably a virgin and sucks in bed. IMO, not worth putting your richard in.
Nice Girls : these girls won't forget, but hey, it's not all about loving sometimes, these girls just want a good man to have, be that man. long term and loveless, be prepared.
these are just some of the few in the love game, but let's move onto step1, introductions.
Introductions
you have now identified your girl, you have decided to move in for the kill. but wait, how do you do it?? good question. first off, number one BEST girls to get with are not so close friends. they are in your circle, but you guys don't talk or hang out or anything. now you gotta act like you are interested, talk to her more, be around her more, but don't lay it on heavy. if your girl is more outgoing, tease her a little bit, make HER like YOU.
Execution: The Phone
when you think the kettle is hot, hop on that stuff. don't beat around the bush (haha), tell her you should text sometime, get her number, or ask her out to somewhere, then get her digits. keep in mind, just ask her to the movies if you take that route, then you can mack the whole movie, great stuff. if you just got her number, texting is what's going down. tell HER to text YOU, already got the upper hand that way. if you are texting her, wait till like 7 to actually text her.
start your text with "hey", not "yo", not "hi". that stuff looks lame, maybe put a smiley face after that stuff or something, it's up to you. girls always respond back with a "hey hey" or "heyy :)". from there, small talk homeboy, talk about stuff that happened at school, anything that isn't like "do you believe in Jesus" or some stuff, keep it real yo.
now this is where stuff gets real, if you think you are going to get pics, go for it. if she really wants on, she will ask you, but don't immediately whip out stiffy joe and make a video of you jacking off. send a FULLY CLOTHED pic, but something lovey, like a wifebeater, something that makes you look good. and it's gotta be full body or most of your body, dudes don't send face shots, that stuff gay. she will send back a pic, probably just her face, maybe doing some duck face, smiling, some stuff like that. compliment her, get suggestive, put in some wonky faces. that's some stuff you gotta know. windy face is ONLY used when getting loveual. "haha, not bad ;)" "what do you mean ;)" "my richard is hard af ;))". put that in, and she'll know what's up. if she wants something back, go shirtless. say you are gettin ready to shower or some stuff, then ask her to return the favor.
bam Bro there are titties on your phone.
tbc
