redgaijins guide to getting bitches: step 1-2 (highschool)

[Mr Man]

Not even whores would go out with me

[Ad Bot]

[BubbaGum]

Not even whores would go out with me

Are you like really ugly

[Port]

Are you like really ugly

Look at his avaar

[fawkes..]

When you finish this guide it should be stickied!

[Mr Man]

Are you like really ugly

No, just awkward

[Clone v.117]

tip: banging a virgin isn't as good as you might think it is, you will eventually end up trying to avoid hymens like female bus drivers

[Maxwell23461]

Oh god my sides

[Big Brøther]

def stingy, couldn't get my richard in that if my name was cheney

LMFAO

[The Black Card]

She told me to forget off when I said 'hey'

What do I do now?

[danisaac5]

She told me to forget off when I said 'hey'

What do I do now?

1. go into a corner
2. curl into a ball
3. rock back and forth muttering gibberish to yourself
5. you didnt notice i missed 4 because you didnt pull a woman
6. cry some more

[Big Brøther]

She told me to forget off when I said 'hey'

What do I do now?

if this is legit, why are you even trying with her b/c she is clearly a gigantic mingebag

[_Rave_]

lol gaj you are handicapped

[Big Brøther]

tip: banging a virgin isn't as good as you might think it is, you will eventually end up trying to avoid hymens like female bus drivers

of course clone would say this lmao

[Tokerovin]

Quality Thread.

[Ben Grapevine]

10/10 op is very classy