TV Shows and advertisements nowadays...

[Cuddles le Bear]

I came down with a fever last night, so I went to go watch some TV in my room while throwing up with Stomach Flu. I started searching for something to watch and surprisingly:
"Power Rangers Samurai".
Did Nickelodeon bring back that wonderful show that I watched when I was a boy? Did they...
* Tunes in *
"GO GO POWER RANGERS!"
...
"Oh my loving god."
"WHAT IS THIS stuff?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NICKELODEON?! WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONE?! Nickelodeon, not only have you ruined Dragon Ball Z, you've ruined Power Rangers!"
Immediately I send a seventy-five page hate mail to Nickelodeon and change the channel.
"New Medication! Buy me! I'm cheap! I make your nose feel better! I'm cheap! I'm cheap! Buy me! I'm cheap!"
What kind of medication ad is that? I wouldn't want CHEAP medication, I'd want GOOD medication.
"New Play-DO!"
"Play-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO" "DO THIS stuff, WASTE YOUR LIFE! Play-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO Lot's of stuffty sculptures buy us! Play-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO" "Fun to play with, not to eat!" Nah stuff.
"What kind of commercial was THAT? Looks like someone really likes Auto-Tune."
"YABBA-DABBA-DO! WATCH US MOCK JAPANESE ANIME!"
"forget you"
* Change *
"My little Pony!"
* Change *
Spongebob: "BLAAUUHAHAHAH *FART* BLAAUUHAHAHAH *FART* BLAAUUHAHAHAH *FART* *FART* *FART*"
"Hey Spongebob, there is a nice place for you called Hell, go there!"
* Change *
"Barack Obam-"
* Change *
Looks like the only thing on is the news, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, A&E and Investigation Discovery... Let's go with Investigation Discovery.
"She got the love she wanted so dearly" "AAAAH"

Okay, no investigation discovery.
A&E.
"love" "AAAH"
Discovery Channel
"Discover love" "AAAAH"
"SERIOUSLY?!"
Animal Planet.
"Please don't let it be animal love"
Monsters inside me.
"Okay, I'll stick with body parasites than love."
My life sucks when it comes to finding a good thing to watch on TV, so I'm stuck with watching a show about body parasites. Advertisements are even crappier, making it even harder to watch TV.

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

Every song in a car commercial instantly becomes a hit.

I do purely find just about everything on television is really bad lately.
Just find your VCR and watch some old Pokemon episodes.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Every song in a car commercial instantly becomes a hit.

I forgot to say that Car Commercials are so dramatic. Thanks for reminding me. That is also true.

[Trogtor]

Don't forget those loving toys POWERED WITH ADVANCED (Product name) TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!

[Linkusofepica]

"Nickelodean ruined Dragonball Z" I personally liked Kai, for one reason only. They cut out all the "charging".

[Cuddles le Bear]

Don't forget those loving toys POWERED WITH ADVANCED (Product name) TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!

Oh god, no, we never forget that.

"Nickelodean ruined Dragonball Z" I personally liked Kai, for one reason only. They cut out all the "charging".

Yeah, but everything else was stuffty.

[Boink!]

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[RedGajin]

don't watch stuff channels. fx, amc, A&E, comedy central, ion, tbs, spike, MTV, bet

[Menen]

"Power Rangers Samurai".
Did Nickelodeon bring back that wonderful show that I watched when I was a boy? Did they...

Different Power Ranger series? Its not a Revival of the Ninja one.

Besides power rangers has always been crappy. Except the Ninja and Dino Thunder ones. Those ones were pretty okay.

And the Original.

[Skull Candy]

Different Power Ranger series? Its not a Revival of the Ninja one.

Besides power rangers has always been crappy.

Even Power Rangers v1,000? I liked that one... but v1,500 was better...

[Linkusofepica]

List of good channels:
History
H2
Animal Planet
Discovery
National Geographic
Science
Travel (Sometimes)
Cartoon Network (Adventure Time)
Boomerang (Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, bunch of other classics)

[Menen]

Even Power Rangers v1,000? I liked that one... but v1,500 was better...

There has been a lot of them...

i just watch most shows online or record the shows I like then fast forward through the commercials

[Nonnel]

Sometimes Nicktoons has Rugrats and old Spongebob episodes on,
but sometimes they show Fanboy and Chum Chum (gayboy and dum dum lole) and stuff like that.

[Cuddles le Bear]

Different Power Ranger series? Its not a Revival of the Ninja one.

Besides power rangers has always been crappy. Except the Ninja and Dino Thunder ones. Those ones were pretty okay.

And the Original.

Now that I think of it, it was a little crappy, but not as crappy as the ones nowadays.

Even Power Rangers v1,000? I liked that one... but v1,500 was better...

Yeah, me too. But let's not derail the topic with Power Rangers.

but sometimes they show Fanboy and Chum Chum (gayboy and dum dum lole)[/size] and stuff like that.

You mean all of their shows?

[Insomniac]

Nickelodeon also has that stuffty new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animation...