Author Topic: Choose your own adventure (sort of)  (Read 13521 times)




Masturbate.
you are the #1 most perverted prson on here, your really gay if all you talk about that and carrots

Backhand the door down.
You push the door open, and not expecting the light weight of it, you fall to the ground. You can hear the vent grating break and pieces of it flying. Whatever was in there is now quickly making its way towards you...

the things a horny lady
examine her with your magic 3rd eye =O

Get ready for combat with a particularly knife-like stone, that was picked up earlier.

Try to find a lock on the door, lock it, and run into the next room.

Can I continue the story if you don't? I'm kinda bored in waiting for the next segment.

You examine the lady with your magic 3rd eye feeling quite satisfied

You stab her as she is a Whore who dosnt deserve to live

you hear sirens wailing you run through the door and lock it!

(just cause im bored)

you see a giant racoon make a chainsaw out of roucks and attack the racoon

You go east, you find a pair of trolls who argue amongst themselves on how to cook you and your hobbit friends.

Light candles with match.  Read book.

Light book with candles, Get a Ham

Eat ham, level up. Meditate to hone your skills.