Author Topic: Choose your own adventure (sort of)  (Read 16038 times)

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Insert chainsaw in rectum.

you contemplate sticking the chain saw up your ass but instead use it to cut pickels then proced to eat em

Insert chainsaw in rectum.
For just a moment you don't feel anything. Then you black out.... You raped yourself with a chainsaw and now your lying on the floor, bleeding to death.

THE END

NO YOU DIDENT STICK IT UP YER ASS you used it to cut pickels to eat

Fail
wtf stop jacking my acount
« Last Edit: October 20, 2007, 02:18:12 PM by ciber spy »

Well this thread is done. Lock, close, and ban Ciber from all others.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!! i didn't even got to play !! D:
If you keep the thread:
You find a wallet.you pick it up and find a finger in it.
everyone who is a true NG user will know the continue.

You attempt to cross the babbling brook but smaug toasts you alive.

but a magic fairy princess revives you and you go on to her magical fairy castle that happens to be under attack by (freind's name here) then you and you freind fight and orange the apple, freind's side kick, kicks you and you black out.


TO BE CONTINUED.....

Then you wake up and get drunk and play hopscotch with your drinking buddies in a minefield.

you wake up on an island this time. what happened? Where are you? WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!?

All of the sudden, nothing happens.


Then everything happened simultaneously.

The resulting events destroy several universes and a couple of dimensions disappear as well. Not that we really notice it, we couldn't see them anyway*.

The only noticeable effect in our universe was a single apple disappearing on its way to the ground, because the apple never existed in the first place. Well it did exist previously in a sense, if you think of time in a linear fashion, but it never really existed. Its non-existence caught up with it in the end. Its a shame really, because this one apple would have fed a starving child who would have later brought international peace and global prosperity if he hadn't died of malnutrition.

* Except for through a special scientific procedure involving large quantities of leafy green substances and strangely shaped tubes, highly popular on many college campuses.

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