A dunce my family knows was complaining on Facebook about being in Hospital. (She puts herself there with minor headaches, as she is a hypochondriac).
She posts how the doctors don't let her know what's wrong with her (because nothing is), and that all their tests have ruled out is that she doesn't have, and I quote, "Melengitus".
Meningitis is the actual disease, but she's too dumb to even know anything about it.She's a rather revolting and thick member of the human race, and is a constant source of disgust and entertainment. This is but one lesser example of stupidity and lack of grasp of her native language. She almost constantly writes in near text speak, and often tries to shorten words in such a way that they're the same length or longer than the original word.
