Why do you drink/smoke?

[Mr.jacksaunt]

oh smoking is bad
oh drinking is bad

dude no one cares about your onion

[Ad Bot]

[Elecro]

dude no one cares about your onion

i like onions.

[Acerblock]

but acer...
so will you!!

OH stuff

[devildogelite]

the average pack of cigarettes is 5 dollars, if you were to buy 2 packs every day that would be 3,650 dollars a year.

Cigarettes cost way more than 5 dollars, in almost every state. There are a few that are 5 or under. In the North East it's about 6, and in New York it's like 12 dollars.

[Qwepir]

i've only drank twice, and both times it was just for fun because why not
i dont think ive ever been "hammered" but both times i was drunk enough that i shouldnt have been operating machinery or making important decisions
it was fun though
i dont smoke because why the forget would i smoke

[Aces]

dude no one cares about your onion

onions are bad
garlic is bad

[Skull Candy]

onions are bad
garlic is bad

vampire

[SlayerZ99]

I do not smoke or drink.

My dad used to be an alcoholic but hasnt touched a drink in over 14 years.

[snk13]

I like to drink cat piss.

[Big Brøther]

i only drink occasionally but its not very good for me with my lifestyle so i avoid it most'a the time lol

don't smoke, never will

[_Rave_]

but both times i was drunk enough that i shouldnt have been operating machinery or making important decisions

oh my loving god lmfao

you'd be the kid at the party
"guys im too drunk oh my god guys stop me seriously i can't drive guys"

[fred da kiko]

I don't smoke because that stuff costs money.

I don't drink because it tastes like stuff. I'll take a whiskey and coke, but anything else would just end up in me forcing down some alcohol.

[Gojira]

i don't drink and i don't smoke
for one thing i'm fifteen
for another thing i don't like the taste of alcohol in general (i've had a couple sips, nothing near enough to get me intoxicated)
for yet another thing smoking just smells loving disgusting
i can respect that people do smoke and drink
but please
avoid doing it where people have to smell it

[Ronin]

i don't drink and i don't smoke
for one thing i'm fifteen
for another thing i don't like the taste of alcohol in general (i've had a couple sips, nothing near enough to get me intoxicated)
for yet another thing smoking just smells loving disgusting
i can respect that people do smoke and drink
but please
avoid doing it where people have to smell it

lol

ok dad can i please have the keys to the car this weekend?

[DJ Dash3r]

because I can usually get girls to drink, and get drunk possibly, and then.. You get the point.