Make a movie trailer for the following image using stereotypical phrases

[WingZero]

directed by m night shyamalan and michael bay

[Ad Bot]

[Cuddles le Bear]

Can I sig this?

Sure.

[Ben Grapevine]

directed by m night shyamalan and michael bay

produced by morgan freeman, christopher nolan, quentin tarantino, matt damon, tom hanks, jj abrams and sarah jessica parker

[Aniken 911]

Someone make a real movie trailer out of one of these.

"On a cold, rainy night in Alaska..."

[TurnipBlog]

One lumberjack will find the true meaning of life with a little luck, friendship, and lodsofemone. With Marlon Brando as Paul Bunyon, Michael Bay makes a classic that should have never existed in...

[Trymos]

Grocery Stores

Off-Topic:

http://lolbot.net/index.php?i=28345

I made that from the first couple pages

how the fu-

wha-

bu-

did he fo-

i give up trying to guess how this picture passed the approval process.

[Kølt]

One lumberjack will find the true meaning of life with a little luck, friendship, and lodsofemone. With Marlon Brando as Paul Bunyon, Michael Bay makes a classic that should have never existed in...

Narnia. But then I said

[psychomutt]

"TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MY FEET, GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT, IF YOU DON'T I DON'T CARE, I'LL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR"

[Hiiro326]

(okay guys this isn't a one phrase story, there's no dialogue unless it would fit in a movie trailer, example:

In a world where women rule with an iron fist, where tigers roam freely, and explosions happen frequently, John Carter is man's only hope for freedom *cuts to man* "John Carter you're our only hope for freedom!")

If it wouldn't fit in a movie trailer don't post it.

[Cucumber!]

Are we starting over?

In what seemed like an average neighborhood...

[TheProdWad]

JIM CARREY STARS AS A YOUNG

[ravencroft]

child enthusiast

The end

[Port]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S ACTUALLY MORE

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

THE YOUNG child enthusiast WAS ACTUALLY A RAPPER!

[Machaty]

A CHRISTIAN RAPPER