I agree.
Even if any of us WERE able to do this (beleive me, it's been attempted so much you won't beleive) we wouldn't for the simple reason that nobody likes being talked to in this way. Uxie politely said he'd been making attempts at this for a long time, putting a lot of effort in and getting nothing out. His response:
THEN TRY HARDER DERP FACE!!!!!!!
Nobody's going to do something for you for free if you treat them like stuff. Period.