Author Topic: GreyField (I Am Awake: Act 2) Let's get this show on the road (Read 7088 times)

Shell · March 13, 2013, 07:24:24 PM

Hell no, you're not outdated. You're the best and most advanced of your kind! Insult that redonkulous nincompoop for even thinking of you in such a way.

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TeslaCoil · March 13, 2013, 07:37:16 PM

Quote from: Shell on March 13, 2013, 07:24:24 PM

Hell no, you're not outdated. You're the best and most advanced of your kind! Insult that redonkulous nincompoop for even thinking of you in such a way.

"Hold on just a minute, I happen to be a very high tech model. My version number is v9.5"

"That was nearly 48 years ago! You the most you could apply as is either equipment operator or scrap fighter... not trying to insult you sorry. I'm just an enthusiast. The latest models are 2.0 Blue Badgers and 1.2 Rock Rollers that apply as arena bots. The last great MATT unit ever used in the Arena was a V2. They are strictly policing and military bots now though... its a shame I tell ya'. V8's look totally hardcore!"

Tingalz · March 13, 2013, 07:38:48 PM

Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the most up to date model. Take offense at his words and insult him.

Qwepir · March 13, 2013, 07:41:22 PM

he must be from the future
insult his choice of clothing

TeslaCoil · March 13, 2013, 07:42:30 PM

Quote from: Tingalz on March 13, 2013, 07:38:48 PM

Nope, I'm pretty sure we're the most up to date model. Take offense at his words and insult him.

"You're... Y-. You're..."

You struggle to find words. This is possibly the first time you wanted to insult someone but couldn't find the programming to do it. The pilot raised his eyebrow with a confused look.

"I'm...?"

Qwepir · March 13, 2013, 07:43:15 PM

DRESSED LIKE A FRUIT
then run away leaking your dignity out of your tear ducts and comfort yourself with a tub of ice cream

Tingalz · March 13, 2013, 07:43:53 PM

GAY xd

Shell · March 13, 2013, 07:46:15 PM

HEADLESS

TeslaCoil · March 13, 2013, 07:48:10 PM

Quote from: Qwepir on March 13, 2013, 07:43:15 PM

DRESSED LIKE A FRUIT
then run away leaking your dignity out of your tear ducts and comfort yourself with a tub of ice cream

Quote from: Tingalz on March 13, 2013, 07:43:53 PM

GAY xd

Quote from: Shell on March 13, 2013, 07:46:15 PM

HEADLESS

The most unusual thing flew from your vocal processors

"YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A HEADLESS HOMOloveUAL FRUIT"

The pilot looked at you for a minute and doubled over laughing

"You're making me cry. Thats the funniest thing ever said to me all day. How do you even have the programming to say that! HAHAHAHAH"

Shell · March 13, 2013, 07:50:51 PM

Grab him by the collar and tell him in a very serious tone that you weren't kidding.

Qwepir · March 13, 2013, 08:04:31 PM

^do that^

TheScout · March 13, 2013, 08:20:26 PM

rock roller?
seems legit
also give him the finger, then shoot him with it.
or maybe just kick him in the balls

*FacePalm* · March 13, 2013, 08:21:45 PM

wtf why kill him

TeslaCoil · March 13, 2013, 08:30:04 PM

You find a surprising amount of energy well up inside you and cool down as you try to rationalize what you were feeling... 'feeling'? You don't do that. Or do you.

It was trying to motivate you to eliminate the organic. Perhaps you should just leave...

TheScout · March 13, 2013, 08:31:31 PM

kick him in the balls and activate fire feet at the same time