my mom has a case like that
can't stand the open top and bottom
I'm sorry you feel the need to bomb-proof your phone. If you want I can link you to a case dealer that makes 50. BMG proof cases.
I honestly don't see it as a problem. Cases were intended to be a style, then for security reasons. Now people try and loving scuba dive with them and facebook while in the deep end on their pool "LOL IM SWIMMING ATM HAHA UNDERWOTER"
woter.
I like my case. Slim, doesn't stick to my pockets... Classy as forget... Who doesn't like the BLUE M&M? He's so chill.