Every single year since I was five my parents have done this thing I have come to know as a birthday ransom, they give me an item I really wanted (in this case I didn't want anything, so they just found something generally expensive and gave it to me.) A week afterwards, they will bribe me with the "Gift" and remove it from my room, telling me if I do ____ then I will get ____ back. This is the dumbest loving thing I have ever seen anyone do ever. If you want to get me a gift for my birthday, get me a gift, if you want me to do some stuff, then don't. This isn't even a gift, this is a favor for money I can't reject.
gift
/gift/
Noun
A thing given willingly to someone without payment; a present