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Author Topic: A Grand Adventure [Red and Edd are dead!]  (Read 11379 times)

Be Fat AND Muscular at the same time, that'll show them.

that mustache is well deserving of your fatty presence

accept both of his offers then head directly to the nearest pawn/weapon shop. oh yeah don't forget to bring some food from freddy's fridge

Accept his request then go back to the blacksmith and tell him you gave him the package.
Then proceed to the nearest food shop.

Eat Freddy's kitchen and become incredibly fatter.  Then give some fat to Freddy so you can be the P.H.A.T. Party. (Pretty Hot And Tempting)

Go on a training montage and LOSE TONS OF WEIGHT

Go on a training montage and LOSE TONS OF WEIGHT
actually this

use freddie's fitness club card to get in

I'm going to lose inspiration if he's not fat anymore.

I'm going to lose inspiration if he's not fat anymore.
go to fitness club anyways

buy muscle milk

maybe he can replace some of that fat with mus-kle

go to fitness club anyways

buy muscle milk

maybe he can replace some of that fat with mus-kle
i'm already drawing the deserttt

that mustache is well deserving of your fatty presence

accept both of his offers then head directly to the nearest pawn/weapon shop. oh yeah don't forget to bring some food from freddy's fridge
Eat Freddy's kitchen and become incredibly fatter.  Then give some fat to Freddy so you can be the P.H.A.T. Party. (Pretty Hot And Tempting)

Freddy is a poor Mexican and all he has is a box of Twinkies. Nevertheless, that'll make you fatter.


You make your way down to the local pawn shop. Choose between the gun, knife, and those sharp ninja star thingies shruikens or whatever

None. You can just roll over them and absorb them to become fatter.

The gun, obviously. Your small fat arms would never be able to use a knife or a shuriken.

The gun.
Ask the pawn shop owners for some ammo.

last box of twinkies in existence eaten by fat guy
how predictable

get the gun for reasons stated above. however clarify ammo system

clarify ammo system
For some reason, you've noticed that some ammunition has been growing in your arteries. It's a constant supply.